Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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