she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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