I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Rumble strips road head = magical
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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