Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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