i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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