she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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