We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Couch. On fire.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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