Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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