So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
