Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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