It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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