Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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