Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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