btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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