bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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