i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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