I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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