I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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