But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Randomize
