she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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