billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
im holly from the hills drunk
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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