"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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