Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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