who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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