yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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