That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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