I've blown a few things in my day
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There r osticjed everywhere
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
