her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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