Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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