love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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