The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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