He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Mom said you looked used
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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