I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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