she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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