you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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