So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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