He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
