**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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