I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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