Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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