But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
In the future we'll all be gay
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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