I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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