But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The ass gains better be worth it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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