Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You can't special order awesome
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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