Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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