Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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