just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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