Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
did you just send me my own nude
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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