Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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