it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
dude i'm inner monologue high
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The air taste purple.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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